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Lyrics: The Emo Song

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Song: The Emo Song
Released: 2006
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The Emo Song lyrics
[Andrew]
Dear Diary, mood, apathetic
My life is spiralling downward.
I couldn't get enough money to go to the bloody Blood Romance
And suffocate my dry concert
It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs
Like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You"
And "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course "Stabby, Rip, Stab, Stab"
And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair into that flippy thing either
Like that guy from that band can do some days anyway

[Adam]
I'm an Emo kid nonconforming as can be
You'd be nonconforming too you if you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails and make up on my face
I'm almost Emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real' deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
Cause they're dudes look like chicks, they're chicks look like dikes
Cause Emo is one step below transvestite

Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo
I don't jump, around when I go to shows, I must be emo

I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara, now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorn Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me; it's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy; they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be Emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be Emo
Dye my hair, and polish on my toes, I must be Emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes, I must be Emo

[Andrew]
My life is just a black abyss
It's so dark, and it's suffocating me
Grabbing me harding and squeezing me tight
Tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans
Which look great on me

[Adam]
When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a life journal and wear thick-rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black, I cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap, imitation of goth
You can read "Catcher In The Rye" and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes, while hating my life
If I said I liked girls, I'd only be half right

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo, I must be Emo
Screw X-box I play old-school Nintendo, I must be Emo
I like to whine and hit my per-en-tals, I must be Emo
Me and my friends all look like clones, I must be Eeeeemo

[Andrew]
My parents don't get me you know
They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy
Well, a couple guys, but t's the 2000's
Can't two, or four dudes make out with each other with out being gay
Chicks dig that kinda' thing anyway right
I don't know diary, sometimes I think your the only one that gets me
You're my best friend... I feel like tacos

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dummy Blank wrote on 12th Oct 2010, 11:41h:
Lol this song is pathetic, i just laugh at it cause all it says is what a stereotypical emo is, and believe me emo's this day are nothing like this.

i wouldnt get insulted by this song, it just shows you how cluless people are about what a real emo is.
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dummy Guest wrote on 19th Jun 2009, 15:24h:
other ppl think its funny as hell, so i guess its fine....
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dummy Guest wrote on 19th Jun 2009, 15:22h:
other ppl think its funny as hell, so i guess its fine....
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dummy Guest wrote on 18th Jun 2009, 5:31h:
How many years has it been since this song came out? I think I heard this about three years ago, and so three years later I can still say that parts of this song still amuse me; although, not as much as I originally found them to be. I hesitate to say
it's "inventive" at all, because I'm sure some other talented artist(s) could write a similar song, perhaps better than this. In all, I think it's all in good fun. :]

Natgeo, you shouldn't limit yourself and your friends to the "emo" label. People are
too individually diverse.
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dummy Guest wrote on 14th Jun 2009, 5:46h:
this song is bogus. you might as well be boondoggling. dont know what that means? idiot. this song was insulting to me and my friends. this is really mean. DX
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dummy Guest wrote on 17th Jul 2007, 11:23h:
my friends dont this song is takin the mick out of Emos!!!!
Its fab though
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dummy Guest wrote on 20th Feb 2007, 16:02h:
this song is amazing....

heehe - e..... - whenever i sing this in the hallway, i get dirty looks from the emos....

teehee
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dummy Guest wrote on 20th Feb 2007, 16:02h:
this song is amazing....

heehe - e..... - whenever i sing this in the hallway, i get dirty looks from the emos....

teehee
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dummy Guest wrote on 13th Feb 2007, 22:29h:
this song desreves WAYYYYYYYYY more reviews than this
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dummy Guest wrote on 11th Feb 2007, 20:52h:
I luv this song It's soo funni but emo kids arent that bad sum are of my friends are emo and they dont dress llike they are trying to imitate gothic people. Anyway I luv this song!!!! Peace Out!!!
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dummy Guest wrote on 11th Feb 2007, 1:04h:
roflmfao
niiiiice
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dummy Guest wrote on 9th Feb 2007, 21:11h:
"I'm almost Emo enough to start shaving my legs..."

And this songs speaks for it's greatness.....
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dummy Guest wrote on 9th Feb 2007, 9:50h:
lmao brandonfreak..but yeah kickass song.. I cant stop quoting it around my friends :D
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dummy Guest wrote on 9th Feb 2007, 1:32h:
LUV IT LUV IT LUV IT LUV IT LUV IT LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OMG!!!!


IF - U DONT LIKE THIS SONG

U R KrAzY
!!!!!!!!!!!!! - !! -
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dummy Guest wrote on 7th Feb 2007, 2:40h:
i love this song! it is soo funni!
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dummy Guest wrote on 30th Jan 2007, 20:59h:
This brings back such memories. *sighs in reminescence*

thi - s - is great. I've never heard it from Adam and Andrew, but my friend Austin sings it to me everytime he comes up in the summer.....

HAHAH - A -
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dummy Guest wrote on 24th Jan 2007, 19:13h:
Just listened to it for the first time, and yes, I know what you're talking about: I agree :D
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dummy Guest wrote on 13th Jan 2007, 2:34h:
Haha! I agree with darkangel18! This is probably my most played song!

I love it to bits!

Much love,
Jenny
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dummy Guest wrote on 12th Jan 2007, 14:53h:
I love this song, the first time I heard it I couldn't stop laughing for ages!
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dummy Guest wrote on 5th Jan 2007, 20:54h:
AIKEN AND WOLF ARE GOD!!!!!!!!!

they - have the flippin song!!!!!!

Boy, this brings back memories
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