Lyrics: Regular Guy

I’m the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that’s the bomb (you sure smell perty) Shake her dads hand Look him in the eye And tell him Straight up im just a regular guy (ill have her home by 9 sir) I’m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam) A regular guy says mam on the double( I’m on it) I’m a regular guy just like Dawson’s Creek A regular guy just don’t call me a geek,… a geek yeah But sometimes I remember what got me here It was fighting and cussing (Back off I’m in a boy band) And showing no fear I watch Jay Leno (he’s funny) 7th Heaven too And I ask myself sometimes what would Jesus do (Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change) I’m buds with my mom And I hang out with my dad (he’s my buddy) I play everything safe so I’ll never be sad (boo hoo) I’m a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you ma'am) A regular guy says ma'am on the double( I’m on it) I’m a regular guy just like Dawson’s Creek A regular guy just don’t call me a geek,… a geek yeah Don’t push me…. Damn’t sometimes I wanna (stop pushing me) smash things up (what are you looking at?) Jacked up and wrapped up…(I’m in a boy band.. a boyband) And have to pee in a cup I’m a regular guy(thats me) who stays out of trouble( I don't want any trouble) A regular guy says ma'am on the double I’m a regular guy ( I know the answer sir ) just like Dawson’s Creek A regular guy just don’t call me a geek,… a geek yeah