Lyrics: The Monkeys

He Pulls A Switch On The Large Head And Monkeys Are Let Loose. They Fly Around The Theatre And Then Exit.
Elphaba: Go! Fly! You're Free! Fly! Chistery, Chistery, you're free, isn't it wonderful?! Go, fly! She Makes Her Way To Another "Monkey" Covered By A Sheet.
Wizard: No! No! Please!
She Pulls Off The Cover, Revealing Dr. Dillamond.
Elphaba: No! It can't be! Doctor Dillamond...
Wizard: Elphaba, we just couldn't keep letting him speak out...
Elphaba: Doctor Dillamond, are you alright? Don't be afraid. It's me, Elphaba.
Dillamond: Bahhhhh.
Elphaba: Doctor, don't you remember me?
Dillamond: Bahhhhh.
Elphaba: Can't you speak?
Dillamond: Bahhhhh.
Elphaba: No... We have nothing in common. I am nothing like you and I never will be and I will fight you until the day I die!!!
The Wizard Climbs Into The Head And Dr. Dillamond Runs Offstage.

Wizard: Guards, guards!!!
Fiyero Runs In With His Men.
Guard: Halt!
Fiyero: Are you alright, your Ozness?
Elphaba: Fiyero!
Fiyero: I don't believe it...
Elphaba: Oh , Fiyero, thank God. I thought you were...
Fiyero: Silence witch!!!
Guard: There's a Goat on the lam, sir.
Fiyero: Never mind all that. Fetch me some... some water.
Guard: Water, sir?
Fiyero: You heard me, as much as you can carry.
Guards: Yes, sir!
They March Off.
Elphaba: Fiyero...
Fiyero: I said silence!
Wizard: He Runs Out Of The Head. No! No!
Fiyero: Don't make a sound, your Ozness, unless you want all your guests to know the truth about the Wonderful Wizard of Oz... Elphaba, I'll find Doctor Dillamond later, no get out of here.
Elphaba: Fiyero, you frightened me. I thought, I though you might have changed.
Fiyero: I have... changed.
Glinda Enters.
Glinda: What's going on... Elphie? Oh, thank Oz you're alive! Only you shouldn't have come. If anyone discoverates you ...
Fiyero: Glinda, you'd better go.
Glinda: Fiyero, what are you...
Fiyero: Please, just go back to the ball.
Glinda: Your Ozness, he means no disrespectation. Please understand! You see, we all went to school together...
Fiyero: Elphaba!
Glinda: Fiyero, have you misplaced your mind? What are you doing?
Fiyero: I'm going with her.
Glinda: What? What are you saying? You mean all this time... the two of you... behind my back...
Elphaba: No, Glinda it wasn't like that!
Fiyero: Actually, it was...but it wasn't...Elphaba, let's go... let's go!
They Run Off.
Glinda: Fine, go! You deserve each other...
The Wizard Holds A Small Bottle With A Green Liquid.
Wizard: Here, have a swig of this, it dulls the pain.
Glinda: No, thank you.
Mme. Morrible Enters, Laughing.
Morrible: Oh, is it true? Your betrothed has taken her into custody?
Wizard: Our new captain of the guard had other plans.
Morrible: You mean she hasn't been captured?
Wizard: Quite the contrary. And considering how well she eluded us last time...
Morrible: Well, we'll just flush her out and force her to show herself.
Wizard: But how?
Glinda: Her sister
Morrible: What? What did she say?
Glinda: Use her sister. Spread a rumor. Make her think her sister is in trouble and she will fly to her side... and you'll have her.
Wizard: Exactly so.
Glinda: Now, if your Ozness will excuse me I have a slight headache, I think I'll lie down.
She Walks Out.
Morrible: Yes, well...a rumor won't do it. Elphaba's too smart for that.
Wizard: Far too smart.
Morrible: Perhaps, a change in the weather...