Lyrics: My Bad Side

I want to let you in on a story that I got to tell
About good dreams in Heaven, not bad dreams in Hell
Started with punk rock, and then evolved to hip-hop
The party popped off like the fireworks on my block
Alonzo is the street that I take dweel
A little white trash, and a little bit swell
I take you back, and take a step down
July was the month, I was born eight pounds

My bad side ..

My sign is Leo, defraud the hoax with a ruby
King of the jungle yet I try to be humble
But I should to let y'all know what I'm about
Attack your brain fast drop knowledge then I'm out
I'm a freak but I got some class
I'll bring the f*cking ruckus and you can bring the grass
Have a session, good times is the lesson
The men will cease fire and the girls could stop stressin

My bad side ..

(Freak me off)

Come on baby doll, please jerk me off
Perverted state of mind baby, help me get my nut off
Whats wrong girly? Don't know the art of a quicky?
My balls hang low and they produce something icky
From my dick to your skin, hands rub it in
I know you love lotion baby, thats how I begin
Sexual feiding in my dreams
She was screaming down on her knees as she was eating all my semen

My bad side ..

The sun would begin to shine when he has gone
Congenial in the amounds of passion
She looked good in natural she thought
Though he had great many claws, and great sharp teeth
And that made her scared
So she thought she ought to treat him, treat him with respect!

I've got this problem, I don't wanna say
But to tell you the truth everybody, I be doing it every day
You may think I'm stupid, you may think I'm queer
But to tell you the truth everybody, jackin off is better than beer!
Better than beer! Better than beer!

My bad side ..