Lyrics: What A Funny Christmas

Fortune favours fools, yes this really beats the band
"Santa Claus" who crossed streets upon his hands
In the guise of reindeer there's a lady on his side
And she flies with wings a quiver through the night

Set the whole place in stir with commotion
Madness gets hold on the scene
The policemen and the army
Lost control about the laws
All because of father Christmas "Santa Claus"

Oh oh what a funny Christmas
Oh oh what a funny day
The clue to the riddle isn't there
Is he really "Father Christmas"
Or a crazy millionaire
Oh oh oh all the children stop and stare

Pandemonium reigned, people trampled under feet
"Mrs. Reindeer" upside down above the street
She came on blindfold but the slack-rope didn't hold
Now she dangles underneath a Christmas-tree

Set the whole place in stir and commotion
Madness gets hold on the scene
The policemen and the army
Lost control about the laws
All because of father Christmas "Santa Claus"

Oh oh what a funny Christmas
Oh oh what a funny day
The clue to the riddle isn't there
Is he really "Father Christmas"
Or a crazy millionaire
Oh oh oh all the children stop and stare

Oh oh what a funny Christmas
Oh oh what a funny day
The clue to the riddle isn't there
Is he really "Father Christmas"
Or a crazy millionaire
Oh oh oh all the children stop and stare