Lyrics: Constipated

Uh-uh fart like this
uh-uh uh-uh thats the way I fart
so just fart like this.

Hey man, whatcha lookin' at?
Sit down, it will come out soon,
and if you could only let it be
you will see it,
I hate the stupid way it sounds
when you have to take a crap,
and your talkin' to the person
in the next stall.

Someone tryin' to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
I'm tryin' to get through
but I can't because you see
tell me!

[Chorus]:
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
I see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated,
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it don't,
go to the bowl
but it don't come out now easily,
this would be
if I had watched you.

Days pass, and the pressure mounts
I don't think, that a wet fart counts
that poo's hard and very fat you see
it's makin' me
yell out when I move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, I'm not dropping anything
when it's become.

Somethin' that's round, and big and brown
I'm hurting my crack, I need some ex-lax
I'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me!

[Chorus]

Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee,
you will see.

Something that's round, and big and brown
I'm hurting my crack, I need some ex-lax
I'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me!

[Chorus]