Lyrics: Looking For My Leopard

Oh, I'm looking for my leopard, where can he be
Oh, my leopard's probably somewhere looking for me
I don't know where my leopard is and it's after dark
I hope he isn't getting mugged out in the park

Looking for my leopard
Lalalalalalalalalalala (looking for my leopard)
Looking for my leopard
Lalalalalalalalalalala (looking for my leopard)

So I'm wandering along the streets out in the rain
Shouting for my leopard who has got lost again
My leopard's navigation skills are totally crap
I really ought to teach that shit how to read a map

Looking for my leopard
Lalalalalalalalalalala (looking for my leopard)
Looking for my leopard
Lalalalalalalalalalala (looking for my leopard)
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