Lyrics: Best You Can Get

She's all crazy and shit
She shows off her tits
She's just a corn-fed, white-bred chick
Born in the right zip code
She comes with a gold card
She'll never have to pay for it

What would she do without you?

He's not afraid of the future
He's hot off the platter
He's been handed a blank check
Phi Beta date rape ya
He's sprung an agenda
He's got a place to put it

What would he do without you?

Is this best that you can get?
Is this the best that you can get? (express yourself don't repress yourself)
What did you expect?

I'm not afraid of the ocean
Afraid of devotion
I got the balls to prove it

What would I do without you?
What would I do? (is this the best?)
What would I do without you? (the best that you can get)
What would I do? (best that you can get)