Lyrics: Jimmy's Crazy Conspiracy

Dug too deep into illuminatti
Rather have found out from the sleaziest paparazzi
Want to bet check the internet
It's something that I'd show you but its something that
you might regret so don't check just yet.

These cats are out to wipe out the nation
These pricks use us to fund their NASA station so.

We tell another constantly
But shady'd telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through there home.
We tell another constantly
But shady'd telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through there home.

Jimmy simmer down I don't believe for one second,
Lies like that are made up to suck people like you in,
So don't bite the bate son

I've still not seen this documentary it puts down priests
and that's something that I'm not into, I won't begin to.

You talk so much of depopulation,
Won't come to Dundee so I don't see why your caring so.

We tell another constantly
Shady'd telepathically
Do it through the telephone
Sending cheap lies through our homes

Still not seen this documentary
Puts down priests I can't begin to.
I've known you since elementary
I never asked you to grow cold
I only told you coz your close to me......we argue...

With one another constantly
When it's really not our place to say.
We do it through the telephone sending cheap lies through our home.

We tell each other constantly
When it's really not our place to say.
We do it through the telephone and no ones ever wrong.