Lyrics: Dammit Janet

[Brad Majors] Hey, Janet

[Janet Weiss] Yes, Brad?

[Brad Majors] I've got something to say

[Janet Weiss] Uh huh?

[Brad Majors] I really love the...skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet

[Janet Weiss] Oh...oh, Brad

[Brad Majors] The river was deep but I swam it

[Chorus Janet]

[Brad Majors] The future is ours, so let's plan it

[Chorus] Janet

[Brad Majors] So please don't tell me to can it

[Chorus] Janet

[Brad Majors] I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it

[Chorus] Janet

[Brad Majors] There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

[Chorus] Janet

[Brad Majors] If there's one fool for you then I am it

[Chorus] Janet

[Brad Majors] I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

[Janet Weiss] Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had

[Chorus] Oh, Brad

[Janet Weiss] Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

[Chorus] Oh, Brad

[Janet Weiss] That you met Mom and you know Dad

[Chorus] Oh, Brad

[Janet Weiss] I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad

[Brad Majors] Oh, dammit

[Janet Weiss] I'm mad

Brad Majors Oh, Janet

[Janet Weiss] For you

[Brad Majors] I love you too

[Brad and Janet] There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

[Brad Majors] And that's go see the man who began it

[Chorus] Janet

[Brad Majors] When we met in his science exam-it

[Chorus] Janet

[Brad Majors] Made me give you the eye and then panic

[Chorus] Janet

[Brad Majors] Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet

[Janet Weiss] Oh Brad, I'm mad

[Brad Majors] Dammit, Janet

[Brad and Janet] I love you