Lyrics: Teenage Bonehead

My folks had me committed just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl, those two damn bozos
Oh don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead, yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead, a-wah-ooh-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you

My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care
My girl sent me a postcard saying "Glad that your not here"
Oh don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first

I was a teenage bonehead, yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead, a-wah-ooh-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you

She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering
Where is she and what is she eating...
Oh don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
(Chorus)