Lyrics: Feeling Groovy

I'm feeling so sick,someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I'm a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and dad, they hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy it sucks

Phone's disconnected, hey I'll never learn
Just eleven months 'til my income tax return
I'm really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Aplo's mine now, hey it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy it sucks

Well I was walking down the street
With my head held high
Thining everything was alright
When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
Man that's the story of my life
I'm feeling so sick,someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer
I'm really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Aplo's mine now, hey it's great
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
I've gone completly out of hand
I want Dan Vapid in my band

(Chorus)