Lyrics: 1-900 Lover

Now baby, I'm doing fine since you left me
And my friends seem to think I have a lot more time
But as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn
Is going to that little girl out in Caroline

Well, she said I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard
Yeah, she said that I had too much love for you
And for a small five dollar cover she'd be my long distance lover
And as long as I pay she'll never say we're through

Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser
I've got an 800 dollar credit line,
oh baby don't wanna make it less, oh fine
And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here
Is going to that little girl out in Caroline

Well, she said that her phone name was Madonna
And she said that she was just like a virgin, too
I said, "I don't care about your old virginity just boost my masculinity
And tell me that your love is ever true"

Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser
I've got an 800 dollar credit line,
oh baby don't wanna make it less, oh fine
And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here
Is going to that little girl out in Caroline

Baby, I'm doing fine since you left me
And I'm glad that you just up and let me be
Yeah, and you can tell your mother, that I done found another
And I wouldn't call even if you were toll free

Well, I'm a 1-900 user, I'm a telephone abuser
Well, I've got an 800 dollar credit line, oh yeah
And I've got you to thank baby, that the money in the bank right out here
Is going to that little girl out in Caroline
Is going to that little girl out in Caroline