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Song: There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
Released: 2005
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There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet lyrics
Please, leave all overcoats,
Canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment,
You'll be out of place and underdressed.

I'm wrecking this evening already,
And loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet,
For the mildly inspiring and...

Please, leave all overcoats,
Canes and top hats with the doorman.
From that moment,
You'll be out of place and underdressed.

I'm wrecking this evening already,
And loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet,
For the mildly inspiring and...

When you're in black slacks,
With accentuating, off-white, pinstripes, whoa-oh.
Everything goes according to plan.

I'm the new cancer,
Never looked better,
You can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips,
"When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that
I'm the new cancer
Never looked better and you can't stand it.

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain.
And I'll bet you just can't keep up [keep up!] with those fashionistas and
Tonight (tonight) you are (you are) a whispering campaign.
I'll bet to them, your name is "Cheap",
I'll bet to them, you look like shhh...

Talk to the mirror, Oh, choke back tears.
And keep telling yourself that
"I'm a diva!"

Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.

I'm the new cancer,
Never looked better,
You can't stand it.
Because you say so under your breath.
You're reading lips,
"When did he get all confident?"

Haven't you heard that
I'm the new cancer
Never looked better and you can't stand it.

Haven't you heard that
I'm the new cancer
I've never looked better and you can't stand it. (X2)

And I know, and I know, It just doesn't feel like a night out,
With no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious,
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch. (X3)

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A total of 7 reviews for There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet:
dummy Guest wrote on 8th Feb 2007, 23:05h:
i luv it soooo much....i also luv the music video
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dummy Guest wrote on 5th Jan 2007, 11:32h:
Yes, I was once one of those "skip past this song" people and i did exacly think "What the hell? Why not." The words caught my attention and the tune is fantastic.
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dummy Guest wrote on 5th Jan 2007, 2:24h:
One of the best Panic! Songs ever! Love it!
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dummy Guest wrote on 22nd Dec 2006, 21:49h:
i love this song ... specially the part when it says:
there are no rain drops of roses and girls in white dresses and sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses...

its really coooll!
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dummy Guest wrote on 14th Dec 2006, 18:47h:
My favourite of the album, not sure why, maybe because of the dynamic differences and parts of the song i can relate to ..
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dummy Guest wrote on 31st Aug 2006, 14:04h:
This is so cabaret style!! I could see why people would skip past this, but i really love this song!
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dummy Guest wrote on 7th Aug 2006, 21:42h:
This song is just the one you find really weird at first and always skip on the CD... some times later you think "well... why not try it just once ?" and before you know it, you're addicted.

This song, with "I write sins..." is, to me, the best on the
whole album.
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