Lyrics: Phone Home

We are not the same, I am a martian (martian, martian)
We are not the same, I am a martian (martian, martian)
Greetings from Planet Weezy
We will begin transmission in 5...4...3...2...1

Phone home! (Weezy) x4
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home! (Weezy) x2

We are not the same, I am a martian
And I'm hotter than Summer Rain, like Carl Thomas
Lock, load, ready to aim at any target
I could get your brains for a bargain
Like I bought it, from Target
Hip-hop is my supermarket
Shopping cart full of fake hip-hop artists
I'm starvin', sorry, I gotta eat all it
And I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin')

Phone home! (Weezy) x4
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home! (Weezy) x2

We are not the same, I am an alien
Like Gonzalez, young college student
Who done just flipped the game, like Houston
I'm used to promethazine in 2 cups, I'm screwed up
And ya ain't shit if you ain't never been screwed up
Flow so sick, make you want to throw your food up
Ice water chest, and my wrist like a pool cup
Two twin clippers, I give your ass a crew cut
I get bread like cold cuts, you know what?
Your girl go down fast, come up slow
But I never slow up (Weezy!)

Phone home! (Weezy) x4
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home! (Weezy) x2

They don't make 'em like me no more
Matter fact, they never made it like me before
I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair
No brake lights on my career
I never had life and I never had fear
I rap like I done died and goin' to heaven, I swear
And yeah I'm a bear, like black and white hair
So I'm polar
And they can't get on my system 'cause my system is the solar
I am so far from the o-ders, I mean others
I could eat them for supper
Get in my spaceship and hover (hover)

Phone home! (Weezy) x4
And if you feel like you're best go ahead
And do the Weezy Wee and
Phone home! (Weezy) x2