Lyrics: After Mark And Lard Go (ft. Travis)

[Music Keane, lyrics Travis]

They came across
On one FM
Two unattractive and untalented men
They made us laugh
A little bit
Although at times they were obviously shh...

...ameful plagiarists
And a wee bit pissed
But all the same they will be terribly missed
Oh Mark and Lard
It's gonna be quite hard
To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart

So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show
Listen to the sound of lunatics
So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go?
After Mark and Lard go

Who dealt the card
The fatal blow
Who took away our favourite radio show?
Show me the man
Who pulled the plug
And I will show you Britain's biggest mug

Oh Mark and Lard
It's gonna be quite hard
To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart
Do you have to go
From my radio
You made us high and now all we feel is low

So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show
Listen to the sound of lunatics
So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go?
After Mark and Lard go

Oh Mark and Lard
It's gonna be quite hard
To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart
Do you have to go
From my radio
You made us high and now all we feel is low

So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show
Listen to the sound of lunatics
So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go?
After Mark and Lard go
Where do Mark and Lard go