Lyrics: Santa's A Fat Bitch

Santa clause , sucked my balls
Drunk as hell , ringing bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Nixon , Cupid
Im gonna get stupied
Ha Ha Ha YEA
I sat around all night, under the chimmney
holding my sack , like gimmie gimmie
I know thats hes commin , commin, he must
Lookin up but nothing, rust , dust
Turn on my t.v the very next day
I see your gettin paid, leadin the parade
Im that sniper on the building
Listen to my 9 go click
Santa's a fat bitch

Santa clause is a fat bitch
another year i aint get shit
If i hear a man on my roof
ima bust his ass in the tooth

Yea i got somethin to say about St. Nick
Fuck that hoe, he never brought Shags shit
No toys or candy canes, just a lump of coal
So i eat it cuz there aint nothin in the cupboard
So ill be quick, quick and bref
All i need for christmas is my 2 front teeth
I got my kicked, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones
could you help me out?
Should of known id get the short end of the stick
no kind of gift, i didnt get shit
Some say i was bad, but that wasent it
its all because santa clause is a fat bitch

Santa clause is a fat bitch
another year and i aint get shit
If i hear a man on my roof
ima bust his ass in the tooth

Ho ho ho , dont go that way rudolf
thats the ghetto
those boys and girls , they dont derserve anything

Santa Clause, Santa Clause
where you been
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect you ends
You always been down for your rich freinds
But rudolf , he dont bring the slay my way
Nothin but coal and dirt for little jay
i guess you couldnt fit down the chimney shaft
you need to lose some of that fat ass
All the little rich boys, they get paid
Counting them toys and nuggets they made
Me, i got a little half hunk of dog shit
Im gonna kill that fat bitch

Santa Clause is a fat bitch
another year and i aint get shit
If i hear a man on my roof
ima bust his ass in the tooth

It was the night before christmas
and everythings white
not a creature sturring
but a fucken rat
i aint hearing jingle bells , i aint hearin nothin
I aint smelling no turkey , especially no stuffin
Oh im afraid, wished and prayed
This fat mother fucker would swing my way
and drop us sodas and rubber balls
But when i woke up i found my crusty old drawes
Yup Yup i knew it, it happend again, and again again
Every year i wake up to this same old shit
house empty no sign of the fat bitch

Santa Clause is a fat bitch
another year and i aint get shit
If i hear a man on my roof
ima bust his ass in the tooth
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