Lyrics: Bad Mutha Fucka

I'm laying in bed
With a lit cigarette
Can't say if last night
Was a blonde or brunette

Megawatts is on the phone
Keeps blowing me up
And there's three shots of whiskey
In my coffee cup

I'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh
(Hehehehe)
I'm a bad mutha fucka
(I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)

I can polish off a bottle
In the blink of an eye
I can drink all night
And not pay a dime

Just to soon kick your ass
As I take a piss
Fuck, even Chuck Norris
Don't want none of this

I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)

I can pick up any chick
I meet at the bar
I can even take the one
Right off of your arm

I got a woman at home
Got a kid on the way
I got a girl in New York
And four more in L.A.

I'm a bad mutha fucka
(Mutha fucka, hehehe)
I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
(Hahaha)

I got hookers by the hand
Four-five at a time
But they're the ones paying me
By the end of the night

Pimps hunt me down
And try to get the cash
And then me and Samuel Jackson
Bust a cap in their ass

We're bad mutha fuckas (H