Lyrics: The Coalition To Ban Coalitions

This is a coalition to ban coalitions
I ain't a politician but I've got views
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of Fender guitars

Why don't you do your thing
And we do our thing too?
Now they want to take my cigarettes
And all my good whiskey

And these damn coalitions
They're after you and me
They want to get rid of my forty fours
And all the R rated films

If they only knew how much
We'd all love to get rid of them
And this is a coalition to ban coalitions
The views of a musician, yeah, I've got some

Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of electric guitars
Why can't everybody else
Leave everybody else alone?

Now the latest thing they want
To stomp out is violence on TV
And the worst of all
Is that Oscar winning rabbit Bugs Bunny

Farewell, Foghorn Leghorn
So long Yosemite Sam
They're messing with our heroes
And we got to stop them now

And this is a coalition to ban coalitions