Lyrics: Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt.3

Sloppy love jingle sequence 3 cameras rollin' action!

The bombs been detonated I'm just waitin' for explosion, I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third with blurred vision an' precisely placed slurred words we started kissin' man listen it was like a scene from a very bad B movie with a very low budget but fuck it I was drunk and I admit I loved it every last second I couldn't kill the thought of us butt ass naked tele' surfin' with the fan on chattin' bout the session and slowly get into some closet skeleton confessions. That's when she made an offer that I couldn't refuse and chills went up and down my legs like samoan tattoos, she said she had a pad that wasn't too far away and said she'd love it if I stayed till the following day. So it was time to exit stage left I made my rounds gave my pounds and hugs gathered my thoughts and took a deep breath, and now we walking to the door but before we stepped Disashi bought me one more, and now I'm feelin' it I had my hand in my pocket but she's stealing it with our fingers inter-locking as we're walking down exchange street with our hearts pitter-pattin' to the same beat, and then she popped a question like trav you ever been in love I'm like not that I recall. Well there was one situation but I didn't have the patience or the balls to say it, and every time I tried I just digitally delayed it and it sound something like a Ble ble ble ble ble blah. Man my speech impediment left my heart vacant without a single resident, the first tenant got evicted the second she settled in. I seen her the other day riding my bike and kept peddlin', if it wasn't for meddlin' kids would love even exist (nope) if it wasn't for alcohol would I be sayin' this (nope) she probably took offense, I probably started gettin' sober cause she started gettin' ugly and I think I probably told her. Then my feet got heavy I started drippin' sweat knew I was gettin' into something I would later regret. Right when I lit the cigarette I caught a case of the spins and started wishing I was back at the bar with my friends, and then it happened I fell flat on my face when I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place. I must have got my wish granted cause I was butt ass naked but the only down side was that the room was pretty vacant except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser. While I'm tryin' to deal with this hang over head pressure with a smile I grabbed the note lit a smoke and sat back Dear whoever, lose my number P.s the sex was wack