Lyrics: I Wish I Was The President

It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and all my money i spent
I wish I was the President

I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence
So I could keep all the terrorists out
I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny
And get high with little honor role girls

I wish I was the President
It's the end of the month and what a year so far
I wish I was the President
Every end of the month I buy a brand new car

And drive it straight to the strip bar
Where I'd be drinkin for free
And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me
Snortin shit up my nose
With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes

I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President

It's the end of the month another one down the drain
I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
And I would still complain
I'd do whatever I please
And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car
And fuck11 differnt porno stars
I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
And I'd barely have to see my wife

I'd make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President

Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me
Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
Goddammit do you have to complain
Don't you think I'm tired of the same ole same ole thing

I wish I was the President