Lyrics: Military Rap

Alright you maggots
Get it up
Do you love me
I can't hear you

Pick em up and put em down
You're in the army now
We'll make a man of you
And then a soldier too
Shoulders back and stomach in
We'll teach you discipline
Mother's sons and father's daughters
Shut it up and follow orders

Study up on weaponry
The M-16 the M-15
Sammy knows the enemy
Flim flam big slam
Tell the major what you see
Hut hut hut hut

Ayattolah rock the house
Book 'em in with Minnie Mouse
Donald Duck is going red
Goofy's working for the feds
Eight ball in the side pocket
I just shot my last rocket
I'm coming back they're on my tail
Aren't you glad I escaped from jail

Bangkok rocks
Bangkok rocks
Girls on the strip
It's a one way trip
Bangkok rocks
Patpong, Patpong, Patpong
Bangkok rocks

Soldiers dine for free
Nato's up a tree
Tours at 9 and 3

Go now pray later
It's a lay-away plan
Free vacation in Iran
Stop and see the middle east
Miles and miles of lovely beach
Get that coppertone tan on radioactive sand

Those at home just got a directive
All report to the neighborhood collective
10 hours a day making makeup
So the girls at the front can be more protected

If I die on the Russian front
Bury me with Russian mud
If they drop us in the East
Stand up - hook off - off your seat