Lyrics: 2drunk 2drive

Get krunk, get drunk, get fucked up. Throw your hands in the air, that's whats up. Now pass me the forty girl. I need to get drunk before it's over girl! So don't you take this drink from me. I will knock you down on your knees. And make you lick my penis up and down, up and down...

Up and down, back and forth, I'm making you my whore.
Up and down, back and forth, girl you will be my whore...

I'M SO FUCKED UP! I'M SO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
WHAT THE FUCK! I'M SO FUCKED UPppppppp...

Girl I'm too drunk to drive. Will you take me home tonight. You can be my sugar dumpling muffin baby punkin pie! So look into my eyes. Do you really think I lie. Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!!!

Drink up, drunk slut, you catch up. I'm too fucked up to stand up. I don't drink to impress myself. I drink to wake up in your girlfriends house. And when I wake up in her bed. I tell that bitch to give me head. I make her lick my penis up and down, up and down...

Up and down, back and forth, I'm making you my whore.
Up and down, back and forth, girl you will be my whore...

I'M SO FUCKED UP! I'M SO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
WHAT THE FUCK! I'M SO FUCKED UPppppppp...

Girl I'm too drunk to drive. Will you take me home tonight. You can be my sugar dumpling muffin baby punkin pie! So look into my eyes. Do you really think I lie. Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!!!

Girl, you know me. I'm O.G. I will never fuck your friends.
You and me. We can be. Lovers till the very end. (FUCK THAT!)

Girl I'm too drunk to drive. Will you take me home tonight. You can be my sugar dumpling muffin baby punkin pie! So look into my eyes. Do you really think I lie. Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a fucking ride!!!

Why don't you take me away [x3]
I don't want to leave without you...
Continued [x4]...