Lyrics: Kidnapper

Hey, you’ve an unnerving face
And twitching eyes like Norman Bates
You got a cigarette, eye on a mirror
Farm boy brown gas station sweeper
You took that girl and put the saddle on her
Just thirteen, she’s her daddies apple
And she don’t know you’re the kidnapper

Hey, your daddies Whiskey Sam
He’s got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland
Playing solitaire, your mother fidgets
You wanna be rich but you won’t dig ditches
She bitches like a brat
She got the money
People braking their necks and she thinks it’s funny
Where’s your old man now?
Nobody’s home

Kidnapper, kidnapper
Kidnapper, kidnapper
Well she don’t know you’re the kidnapper

Hey, they call you Skinny Jim
And nobody knows the boat you’re in
They dipped your tail when you were back in school
Well you’re a real strange cake
But you’re nobody’s fool
So you took that girl and put the saddle on her
Just thirteen, she’s fresh out of diapers
And she don’t know you’re the kidnapper

Well she don’t know you’re the kidnapper
Where’s your old man now?
Nobody’s home
Well she don’t know you’re the kidnapper