Lyrics: I Like Girls

I bought a Porsche and I'm leavin' Grand Rapids
Quit my job, quit my school, quit this place
My mma cried, my father was fried
Hey, I've got no time, man
I wanna say goodbye to my babes
I like girls

I dumped on Sheila on Thursday
I'll drop Melissa today
I'll kiss some tears off of Donna
Ask if she'll call on Shauna
Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
I like girls, I love 'em to death

[Patty:]
Hey Valentino! You goin' somewhere?
You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?
What's that, a blond hair?

He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn

I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
You see, my ultimate goal
Will be my life bein' told
In a penthouse letter that I can frame and keep at home
I like girls, I love 'em, oh yeah

[Patty]
New luggage? Did you say you were going somewhere?
Oh, just out for some fresh air.
Does she have a nice pair?

He was swallowed alive by the freeway
Turned into an ant on parade
He bravely drove off that beast
Aimed his car back to the east
Why be a snack at home?
I'm a feast, for the girls
I like girls, I really like 'em

[Patty]
Well, well, well. Look who's back. Run out of gas?
[Alice]
Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...
I left Donna and Shauna
And Katy and Carrie
Melissa and Dena
I just didn't have any use for 'em
I just want you
Really, no really, honest!

[Patty]
Oink off!