Lyrics: Hold My Beer

I’ve been watchin’ you watchin’ every girl in the bar
And paying no attention to the one on your arm
You’re a dog
And man, she’s smokin’

I’ve seen your kind before, you think you’re so cool
But this country boy’s gonna take you to school
Hold out your hand…
No, man, I ain’t jokin’

HOLD MY BEER!
While I kiss your girlfriend
Cuz she needs a real man
Not a boy like you
Hold my beer
I’m a man on a mission,
You don’t see what you’re missin’
But I do…. So here!
HOLD MY BEER!

Well, friend I wouldn’t blame you if you wanted to fight
If you wanna later we could take it outside
But for now, do me a favor…

Chorus

Solo

Guy’s like you, you ain’t good for nothin’
Now, hold on a second
You gotta be good for somethin’… for somethin’?
I know!!!

HOLD MY BEER!
So I can kiss your girlfriend
Cuz she needs a real man
Not a chump like you
Hold my beer
I’m a man on a mission,
You don’t see what you’re missin’
But I do…. So here!
HOLD MY BEER!

HMB!… But don’t drop it
HMB!… Seriously man don’t drop it
HMB!… Cuz I just bought it
HMB!… You gonna be hanging around here a while? You wanna watch my jacket?
HMB!… I’m just gonna be out here dancin’… with your girlfriend!
HMB!!!!