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Lyrics: Dear Penis

Artist: Tenacious D
Song: Dear Penis
Released: 2002
Rating: 45.6 out of 100Please log in to rate this song.
Dear Penis lyrics
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore
You used to watch me shave
Now all you do is stare at the floor
Ohh, Dear penis
I dont like you anymore

It used to be you and me
A papertowel and a dirty magazine
That's all we needed to be getting by
Now it seems things have changed
And I think that you're the one to blame
Dear penis
I don't think I like you anymore

He sings:

Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore
'Cause when you get to drinking
You put me places I've never been before
Dear Rodney
I don't like you anymore

Why can't we just get a grip
on our man to hand relationship
Come to terms truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We just stay home forever
Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney
While you're shaving, shave my balls

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A total of 5 reviews for Dear Penis:
dummy Guest wrote on 4th Nov 2007, 12:35h:
@Wolf: Ah! Didn't know that. But do I have to listen to this or...?
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dummy Guest wrote on 2nd Nov 2007, 19:03h:
this is the stupidist song ever
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dummy Guest wrote on 27th Sep 2007, 3:54h:
Haha, yeah they're comedy... But I can never get through a song of theirs without getting tired of hearing it x.x D:
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Wolf Wolf wrote on 25th Sep 2007, 18:06h:
@Aiken: Tenacious D is comedy combined with music.
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dummy Guest wrote on 21st Sep 2007, 16:16h:
What is this?
Can't they really figure out some creative lines anymore? If some comedian writes this, we probably have a laugh about it, but this is serious music??
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